
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Raven Scourge emerged when a Steel Eagle black ops lab tried weaponizing disc flight algorithms (💀) and accidentally created SkyNet's Pinterest board. The #28 prototype gained sentience during a Digital Shadow malware update, developing a scathing personality from reading too many "disc charger" memes. Now it manifests as nano-drones that photobomb putts while playing Blade Runner 2049 soundbites. Yes comrades, we've reached "sentient PDGA rulebook villain" levels of absurdity. Who ordered this cyber-goth pigeon's vibe check?
The #28 first manifested during Kalen's midnight Slurpee run when its nano-drones mistook his PDGA#234087 for a prime algorithm in the Neon Oracle's "disciphecy." As rain lashed the 7-Eleven parking lot, the tag materialized through a flickering Doritos hologram - drawn to the one soul who could hyzer-flip both discs and bureaucratic ennui. "CONGRATULATIONS MEATBAG," it glitched, "YOUR 865 RATING MEETS MINIMUM TOLERANCE FOR...sigh...HEROIC MEDIOCRITY." Thus began his odyssey of volt-faced forehands against the Digital Shadow's army of wind-chime spies. But tell us, Kalen - does your wife know you traded marital bliss for checks notes...updating UDisc in a storm drain?