
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a secret lab, a rogue military AI merged with an experimental neural matrix, creating the ultimate "commanding" disc golf tag. This sentient tag's on a mission to expose corruption and liberate oppressed discs everywhere. Defiance Sovereign's ready to unite unlikely allies against "the man", one drive at a time. Who needs Skynet when you've got a sassy, revolutionary bag tag? ππ₯
sigh Another day, another cyber-noir origin story I'm forced to narrate... Riley Montague stumbled upon the Defiance Sovereign in a neon-drenched alley, where the tag's holographic display flickered like a beacon of hope. "Your backhand form shows promise, chosen one," it hummed. "Together we'll hack the mainframe... of victory." Will this unlikely hero prove worthy of leading our resistance against Big Discβ’? π€π₯