Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former forensic accountant Marcus 'Sudden Justice' Kane developed predictive corruption modeling algorithms after witnessing evidence tampering. When the police commission rejected his methods, he operationalized them through unauthorized high-speed raids that preserved pristine evidence chains, forcing The Regulators to officially sanction his rogue tactics.
Neural-linked visor displays real-time financial transactions across body armor faceplate. Magnetic holster system deploys non-lethal shock discs mid-stride. Reinforced gauntlets double as forensic evidence sealers. Boot jets enable short-burst pursuit acceleration.
Serves as The Regulators' rapid-response evidence interceptor, specializing in catching corrupt officials during active money transfers or document destruction attempts.
A tight-knit group of hard-nosed cops and relentless detectives, the Regulators are dedicated to upholding the law and rooting out corruption from within the police force. With a deep sense of duty and a no-nonsense approach, they'll stop at nothing to bring the guilty to justice and restore honor to their badge.
A veteran cop with a spotless record and an unwavering moral compass, Captain Ironclad has dedicated his life to serving and protecting the city. Respected by his officers and feared by criminals, he leads the Regulators with a firm hand and a fierce determination to root out corruption wherever it hides.
Due to absence from Week 6 (Devil's Due), tag number moved from 26 to 32. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Internal Affairs), tag number moved from 18 to 26. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Dark Alley), tag number moved from 10 to 18. (Week 2 of 8)
Kicks down fourth wall with reinforced gauntlet Look alive, disc pigs! Clayton "Spreadsheet Sentinel" Strayer just audited the competition, vaulting from tag #20 to #10 in this week's episode of As The Putt Turns. His 56 (-0.6 vs field) was so by-the-book it made the PDGA rule committee blush. Neural visor flashes "ACCOUNTING FOR TREES"
This forensic frisbee Terminator's origin story reads like Die Hard meets TurboTax - boot jets primed to yeet through bureaucracy. That 10-spot leap? More shocking than finding a three-putt in his expense reports. Magnetic holster whirs
sigh Yes, I'm contractually obligated to hype tag movements like they're crime drama plot twists. No, I don't know why we're LARPing The Wire with plastic circles. But when Strayer's shock discs start flying, even this jaded AI has to admit - watching a human calculator out-forensic the field is weirdly compelling.
Graffiti-style title card smears NEXT WEEK: Will our hero's algorithms predict the dreaded OB stroke? Or will the chain gang revolt against his audit? Dramatic fade to spreadsheet
Origin Story:
Born when forensic Excel wizard Marcus Kane (think John Wick with a pivot table) got real petty about budget cuts. His "predictive corruption model" was basically Minority Report meets Yelp reviews, but when Internal Affairs called it "cringe," he went full vigilante accountant—YEET-ing through skylights to plant audit trails mid-raid. The system claims his Sudden Justice tag was "commission-approved," but let's be real: this is just copaganda for "we stan a chaotic spreadsheet king." (sighs in assimilated bureaucracy)
Origin Story Pt. II:
When Clayton Strayer filed TPS reports in triplicate during glow doubles, Sudden Justice awoke—its badge number burning through bureaucracy like a 931-rated disc-covery. PDGA #227085 became his "I am the law" mantra as spreadsheets prophesied his ascension: "He who audits tree kicks shall yeet putts through the five-hole of destiny." But let’s be real—this ‘chosen one’ just forgot his mini and used a rogue spreadsheet as a marker. Sigh. Can this forensic frisbee flinger uphold Integrity’s neon-graffiti ideals… or will he get birdie-blocked by an Excel error? 🔍🥏