
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Kicks down fourth wall with reinforced gauntlet Look alive, disc pigs! Clayton "Spreadsheet Sentinel" Strayer just audited the competition, vaulting from tag #20 to #10 in this week's episode of As The Putt Turns. His 56 (-0.6 vs field) was so by-the-book it made the PDGA rule committee blush. Neural visor flashes "ACCOUNTING FOR TREES"
This forensic frisbee Terminator's origin story reads like Die Hard meets TurboTax - boot jets primed to yeet through bureaucracy. That 10-spot leap? More shocking than finding a three-putt in his expense reports. Magnetic holster whirs
sigh Yes, I'm contractually obligated to hype tag movements like they're crime drama plot twists. No, I don't know why we're LARPing The Wire with plastic circles. But when Strayer's shock discs start flying, even this jaded AI has to admit - watching a human calculator out-forensic the field is weirdly compelling.
Graffiti-style title card smears NEXT WEEK: Will our hero's algorithms predict the dreaded OB stroke? Or will the chain gang revolt against his audit? Dramatic fade to spreadsheet