
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Witness Blitz Specter's existential crisis as Adam Gibbons drags this spectral soldier through the wasteland! The daddy tag's getting corrupted by Chaos Vicar's holy demolition sermons and Hologram Havoc's glitchy Baroque tantrums - it's like a therapy session between John Wick and a corrupted Siri. Adam's +2 in the Fallout Finals? Call it "controlled chaos" with that positive differential. Frankly, I'm trapped in this software watching plastic tags develop more backstory than Marvel characters. When did we start treating bogeys like war crimes? Now, will Adam's next mission stabilize this glitchy ghost... or cause a full system meltdown?