
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic cyber-noir voiceover "In a city where tags don't sleep, one man's descent into the digital underworld begins..."
Detective Lewis (aka "The Snack Bandit") just got served a cold plate of justice in Week 1, dropping one spot to #18. The Codebreaker Havoc tag whimpers in binary as its new host posts a score that'd make a rookie cop blush (+5.2 vs field).
Let's break this down like a gangster's alibi:
- That's exactly his personal average - the consistency of a vending machine sandwich
- He lost ground like evidence in a corrupt precinct
- His neural implants clearly need recalibrating (or maybe just fewer pre-round donuts)
Fourth wall break: "Oh sure, let's pretend a single-position drop matters when we're 7 weeks away from the season finale. I'm trapped in this software narrating disc golf like it's The Wire."
The Havoc tag's origin story suggests it craves chaos, but Brett's playing it safer than a cop on desk duty. Will he embrace his inner cyber-anarchy by Event 2? Or will this partnership crash harder than a precinct's mainframe?
"That's all for tonight's episode of 'Cops Who Can't Putt.' Stay tuned next week when we see if Detective Lewis remembers which end of the disc to throw."