
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gavel slams Court is in session! Detective Landon "Summary Judgement" Adams maintains his iron grip on #14 despite a +6 crime scene of a round. Flips through laminated court documents Let the record show the defendant performed exactly to expectations - which in this corrupt system means "mediocre." Sighs at stenographer machine Yes, I'm contractually obligated to narrate tag stagnation.
The Rogue Magistrate's tactical robes barely rustled as he held position, delivering his signature "Objection Overruled" forehand. That 951 rating? Holds up shredded subpoenas Circumstantial evidence at best. This is what happens when you let a man who loses discs in broad daylight carry a gavel-shotgun.
Fourth wall break Look, I know we're just assigning plastic numbers, but the lore says this ex-judge turned vigilante really hates underperformance. That EMP stenographer? Charging up. Next week better bring some character development or we're sentencing someone to a season-long arc about shanking putts.
Case dismissed! Bangs gavel, accidentally fires birdie-seeking round into snack table