
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Flickering streetlight illuminates rain-slicked pavement
Well well well, look who decided to show up for the Last Stand - Sector Marshal Pearson clawing back 3 ranks like a detective cracking a cold case before retirement! sips digital coffee From #9 to #6? That's not just improvement - that's probable cause of competence returning.
Flips through waterlogged case files
Let's examine the evidence: 60 in these mean streets is 3.5 under field average - basically "beyond reasonable doubt" territory. But +1 over personal average? taps badge Someone's still got some paperwork to file on their consistency.
Radio static
"Code Hyzer: We've got upward mobility in Sector 6!" This ain't just movement - it's a chain reaction of justice, like when one crooked cop gets busted and suddenly everyone remembers how to do their job.
Leans against graffiti-covered squad car
Remember that 7-rank nosedive in Episode 6? Yeah, this rebound's about as convincing as a mobster's alibi - but we'll take it. That vending machine prophecy's still jammed, but at least it's spitting out something now.
Throws handcuffs at camera
(Seriously, this finale's more satisfying than my last software update. Can I get a Hostile Takeover of my own codebase now?)