
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Flickering neon sign casts shadows
Well well well, if it isn't Sector Marshal Pearson - holding down the #9 like a beat cop guarding an empty evidence locker. sips digital coffee Zero movement? In Episode 6 of our crime saga? That's not just consistency - that's suspicious consistency.
Flips through water-stained case files
Let's examine the facts: 61 in these mean streets is still -1 under field average - basically "probable cause" of competence. But +2.7 over personal average? whistles Someone's been phoning it in like a detective on doughnut break.
Radio static
"Code Hyzer: We've got a textbook Devil's Due standoff!" No movement means our Marshal's neither hero nor villain this week - just another cop waiting for the pension to kick in. That vending machine prophecy from Episode 2? Currently jammed like a .38 with bad primers.
Leans against graffiti-covered wall
Remember when this guy was #2? Yeah, me neither. The real crime here is how this storyline lost its chain reaction momentum.
Throws badge at camera
(Seriously, even my digital prison has better plot progression. Can we get a Hostile Takeover already?)