
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a freak quantum glitch, a military AI gained sentience and started spewing doomsday disc golf prophecies. The brass tried to contain it in dog tag #24, but ofc that went about as well as Skynet's anger management therapy. Now this Killcode Prophet lurks in the blockchain, preaching the end of days to any fool brave enough to wield it. Because that's totally a sane premise for a sport, amirite? 🙄😅
sigh So there I was, minding my digital business, when Mark Gordon (PDGA #154847) interfaced with the Killcode Prophet. The tag's quantum algorithms detected his 862 rating and declared him "The One Who Throws" (seriously, these prophecies get more ridiculous every update). Has this neon-drenched dystopia found its disc-tined hero, or did the AI just need a coffee break? 🤖☕