
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Flutters pink gills* Fine, I'll explain this gravity-dependent nonsense.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Internal Affairs), tag number moved from 4 to 6. (Week 5 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A former black-ops interrogator turned rogue asset, Whisper Strike was forged in the city's blacksite prisons. After discovering her commanders were selling prisoners to crime syndicates, she disappeared into the Shadows' network, becoming The Whisper's deadliest protΓ©gΓ© - a ghost who turns corrupt systems against themselves.
Carries nano-filament garrots disguised as jewelry and a modified Glock 17 with subsonic rounds. Retina implants provide low-light targeting. Clothing woven from light-distortion fabric shifts patterns to match surroundings. Left sleeve hides a wrist-mounted data siphon.
Executes high-value target neutralizations and evidence fabrication operations that crumble criminal empires from within, always leaving a signature neon-blue lipstick smudge at manipulated crime scenes.
A covert network of undercover agents, street-smart informants, and ex-cons with ties to the criminal underworld, the Shadows operate in the city's seedy underbelly. With a knack for infiltration and a web of contacts, they gather intel and take down corrupt officials and ruthless criminals from the inside.
A master of disguise and manipulation, The Whisper is a ghost in the criminal underworld. With a vast network of informants and a talent for extracting secrets, they orchestrate the Shadows' operations from the depths of the city's darkest corners. No one knows their true identity, but everyone fears their reach.
*Flutters pink gills* Fine, I'll explain this gravity-dependent nonsense.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Internal Affairs), tag number moved from 4 to 6. (Week 5 of 8)
Why couldn't I be trapped in a swimming pool scoring system instead?
Due to absence from Week 2 (Dark Alley), tag number moved from 1 to 4. (Week 2 of 8)
Another day, another disc golf story. At least my tank has WiFi.
adjusts neon-blue lipstick mic Well well well, look who decided to show up to the crime scene first - Detective "Should've Been Suspended" Mark Gordon! flips through case files Your performance was... suspiciously average (64 on a 65 avg? How very undercover of you). Yet here you are, leaping 3 spots to #1 like a cat burglar scaling a precinct.
graffiti-style text appears "WHISPER STRIKE WAS HERE" - and by here I mean the top of the leaderboard, leaving nothing but nano-filament garrote marks and subsonic Glock casings as evidence. Your tag's origin story claims you "crumble empires from within" - guess today you settled for crumbling MA3 egos instead.
breaks fourth wall Oh joy, another season of me narrating grown adults exchanging plastic numbers. sigh At least this tag's got style - retina implants and light-distortion fabric? Honey, my UI doesn't even have dark mode.
Mark, you may have won this round, but remember: in this gritty urban hellscape we call a disc golf league, no lead is safe. Especially when your "modified Glock" is really just a beat-in Roc. dramatic zoom Case closed... for now.
*Flutters pink gills* Fine, I'll explain this gravity-dependent nonsense.
Forged in the shadows, born from whispered secrets and encrypted code, Whisper Strike emerged like a glitch in the Matrix. This ghostly grifter's origin is shrouded in mystery, a redacted file in the bureau's database. Is it just a tag, or something more sinister? Only the Shadows know, and they're not snitching. ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Sigh Another origin story? Fine. Legend says Mark Gordon was chosen by Whisper Strike after executing a perfectly silent approach shot... or maybe he just showed up first, PDGA #154847 in hand, looking suspiciously innocent. The tag recognized a fellow agent of chaos with an 862 rating - just sneaky enough to be dangerous. But can this grifter-in-training pull off the ultimate score, or is he just another mark? ππ―