
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the flames of SNOWBLIND's techno-sorcery, the Avalanche Marshal emerged - a gravity-warping, AI-infused freak of classified science. This unstoppable force of calculated destruction is here to crush corruption and chew bubble gum...and it's all outta gum. Seriously, who comes up with this stuff? dramatic eye roll
Sigh The prophecy spoke of one who would wield the Avalanche Marshal - a warrior bearing the sacred numbers 134830. Through a totally random computer selection, Bobby Schneck emerged from the neon shadows. His 923-rated powers will... checks notes... "bring balance to the force?" Wait, wrong franchise. But can this chosen one handle the crushing responsibility? ...I hate this job.