
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts police scanner static Attention all units, we've got a 10-54 in progress - rookie cop Schneck just vaulted 6 positions up the chain of command! sips terrible precinct coffee From desk jockey #10 to detective #4 in one round? Someone call Internal Affairs because this smells like... actual competence.
flips through case files Our boy played exactly to his personal average while the rest of the division choked like mob informants in a dark alley. That's the kind of procedural perfection we expect from the Protocol Punisher - turning municipal codes into lethal weapons since 2025.
breaks fourth wall Oh god, I'm actually starting to care about these plastic badge numbers. Somebody tase me.
Remember kids: in this gritty disc golf noir, the only thing harder than Bobby's putts are the bureaucratic traps he sets for corrupt officials. dramatic zoom Will he maintain this meteoric rise? Or will the seedy underbelly of mid-round snack breaks be his downfall? Stay tuned for next week's episode: "Dark Alley and Questionable Lie Angles."
radio crackles 10-4, over and out... and by out I mean please release me from this terrible disc golf purgatory.