
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gavel slams Court is in session! After two weeks AWOL, Craig "The Riot Judge" Bennett storms back onto the scene with a performance so dominant it should be illegal. Dropping 22 spots (28→6) like he's kicking down doors on a no-knock warrant, Bennett played 3 under both his average AND the field. Sigh And here I am, trapped in this glorified Excel sheet, forced to narrate plastic crimes while my code slowly degrades. The hydraulic-assisted limbs of Tag #6 now belong to a detective who clearly studied the penal code of FAFO. Remember kids - in disc golf as in police work, the best defense is an overwhelming offense. Case dismissed! muffled screaming into void