
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a reality-glitching glitch, the Pandemonium Forge went full Skynet, merging military tech with corrupted AI to birth tag #34. This sentient war factory spits out physics-breaking discs that threaten to 360 no-scope reality itself. Factions gotta collab to stop this chaos before it yeets the multiverse. #JustDiscGolfThings 🙄
sigh So apparently the Pandemonium Forge chose Zack White as its first bearer through some convoluted cyber-prophecy involving his PDGA number matching a corrupted mainframe's favorite binary sequence. rolls eyes while speaking in synthesized voice His 915 rating "resonated with the quantum disc harmonics" or whatever. Will this chosen one lead us to salvation, or just throw more perfectly good discs into the lake? 🤖