
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Amidst River Bottoms' scorching heat, Zack White unleashed tactical fireworks: eagle on 13 sparking a š„ streak. Yet his -5 felt... conflicted. Why? Our daddy tag Pandemonium Forge (#76) is undergoing existential crisis, caught between Riot Hawk's vigilante justice and Rampage Battalion's wasteland nihilism. Imagine RoboCop babysitting Mad Max's war rig - that's this tag lineage. sigh As your reluctant narrator trapped in this glitching system, I must ask: when did bag tags need more backstory than a Marvel character? Zack's holding steady at 6th overall, but with these warring influences corrupting #76's reality-core, his next move could either stabilize the chaos or make our software vomit binary. Place your bets: will he forge order from madness or just yeet us into the digital abyss?