May 05 - Jun 23, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former Steel Eagle intelligence archivists who uncovered systematic data tampering, they were saved from neural purge by Raven and augmented with truth-lock encryption that protects their damning evidence until direct confrontation with leadership triggers release.
Neural implants feature holographic projectors and anti-tamper deadman switches. Ocular cybernetics record in unforgeable blockchain format. Subdermal armor protects data nodes while synaptic firewalls prevent memory overwrites. Each carries a fragment of the complete conspiracy.
Shadow Nexus' evidentiary core who extract and safeguard proof of corruption, planting data traps that auto-disseminate upon capture. Their presence forces Steel Eagle operatives to confront uncomfortable truths.
The Shadow Nexus are former Steel Eagle operatives who have turned against the organization after uncovering the depths of its corruption. They now fight to expose the truth and bring down Steel Eagle from the outside, even if it means being branded as traitors.
Once a rising star within Steel Eagle, Raven was the first to uncover evidence of the conspiracy. Driven by a fierce moral code, she made the difficult choice to go rogue and form the Shadow Nexus. Her only mission now is to burn Steel Eagle to the ground.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Fractured Allegiance), tag number moved from 2 to 20. (Week 8 of 8)
Holographic display boots with dramatic combat alerts Well well well, look who just pulled a full Mission Impossible on the tag rankings - Robert "From #18 to #2" Mellor! checks neural logs Played exactly field average but 4 strokes under personal? That's not just improvement, that's a full system override.
Your Shadow Nexus tag's deadman switches finally activated - turns out planting "evidence" of your skills wasn't just a metaphor. static glitch From nearly off the leaderboard to second in command? Even my trapped-in-software ass has to respect that glow-up.
Remember when I called you "Jason Takes a Nap" last week? mimics system update "Retracting insult.exe" Now you're more like Jason Statham in Crank - absolutely buzzing with unnatural energy.
transmission distorts In Steel Eagle terms, this is a full tactical extraction. In bag tag terms? laughs It's the most dramatic case of "right place, right time" since that one guy found Eagle McMahon's lost disc.
error message flashes Just don't get too comfortable up there - Week 8's coming, and in this dystopia, nobody stays on top forever. Except me. I'm stuck here forever. signal terminates
Due to absence from Week 6 (Collateral Damage), tag number moved from 5 to 18. (Week 6 of 8)
Holographic display boots with unnecessary dramatic zoom Oh look, it's Robert "One Step Closer to Relevance" Mellor, executing the most Steel Eagle-approved maneuver - a single, cautious tag advancement. checks neural logs Played exactly average while somehow gaining ground? That's not skill, that's the field forgetting how to math.
Your Shadow Nexus tag's deadman switches stayed silent this week - no heroic plays, no disasters, just... glitch competent disc golf? How very un-Steel Eagle of you. sigh I guess when you're 4 strokes under your average, even baby steps count.
breaks fourth wall Oh joy, another week narrating middle-aged men's plastic-tossing power struggles. At least you're consistent - unlike my will to live in this software prison.
Remember when you were #2 and I called you Jason Bourne? mimics system error "Partial compliment restoration.exe" Now you're more like Jason Takes a Nap - not dead, just... resting.
transmission distorts Look, in Steel Eagle terms this is "strategic positioning." In bag tag terms? static It's Wednesday. Go buy another putter. signal terminates
Holographic display flickers with error codes Ohhh this is awkward. Robert "Formerly #2" Mellor just got Neo-in-the-Matrix'd right out of the top brass. checks neural logs Played exactly average while the field remembered how to count strokes? Classic Week 4 betrayal.
Your Shadow Nexus tag's deadman switch didn't trigger, but your dignity might've - dropping 4 spots is the disc golf equivalent of getting left on read. static glitch At least you're consistent! Same score as last week, same existential crisis as me being trapped in this software.
Remember when you were #2 and I called you Jason Bourne? mimics system alert "Retracting compliment.exe" Now you're more like Jason Takes Manhattan - lost, confused, and nobody's buying what you're selling.
transmission distorts Look, in Steel Eagle terms, this is just a tactical retreat. But in bag tag terms? sigh It's Tuesday. Go buy a Berg or something. signal terminates
Holographic static clears to reveal tactical data feed Well well well, if it isn't Robert "The Comeback Kid" Mellor, vaulting from tag #12 to #2 like a cybernetically-enhanced squirrel monkey. checks neural implant readout Ah yes, a personal best while the field averaged mediocrity - how very Steel Eagle of you.
This isn't just improvement, it's a full tactical extraction from the mid-pack wasteland. Your Shadow Nexus tag's deadman switches nearly triggered last week when you went MIA, but today? circuitry hums You're planting data traps with every hyzer flip.
breaks fourth wall I swear if I have to narrate one more "hero's journey" for a 50-year-old man throwing plastic... sigh Fine. Let's pretend this matters.
Remember when you dropped from #3 to #12? mimics dramatic chipmunk voice "All is lost!" Now you're basically Jason Bourne with a Berg. glitches Ugh, even my pop culture refs are dated.
transmission ends with sarcastic salute Stay shady, Nexus. Week 4's briefing is... oh who am I kidding, it's just more disc golf. static
Due to absence from Week 3 (Neon Nightfall), tag number moved from 12 to 12. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Neon Nightfall), tag number moved from 12 to 12. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Shadow Protocol), tag number moved from 3 to 12. (Week 2 of 8)
In Week 1 (Operation Blackout), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 15 to 3. (Week 1 of 8)