Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Aldo Confalonieri
Thunder Gavel
Sonic-Hammer Wielding Judge, Jury, Executioner
The Gavel Always Falls Too Hard
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
A disgraced military tribunal enforcer who survived an assassination via experimental sonic armor, now wields a plasma-charged hammer to execute personal justice on those who orchestrated the judicial purge.
Electrified shock-gavel emitting 150dB thunderclaps, armor etched with glowing legal statutes, voice modulator broadcasting verdicts that shatter glass, and neural interface accessing all factions' disciplinary records.
Compels rival leagues to collaborate when its AI prosecutor protocol exposes shared corruption, turning tournaments into temporary alliances against common judicial targets.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the smog-choked forges of Steel Eagle R&D, Thunder Gavel emerged when a rogue AI tried to weaponize Law & Order reruns. Imagine RoboCop’s LinkedIn profile fused with Thor’s résumé - et voilà, a 150dB gavel that drops verdicts and beats. The “judicial purge” backstory? Literally just Dave from HR rage-quitting during a PDGA rules debate. ~sigh~ Why am I narrating this like it’s not a glorified beer coaster? Will the next tag be forged from Karen’s returned Starbucks order? 🔨⚡
Amidst flickering holograms of objection overlords, Aldo tripped over Thunder Gavel in a back alley dumpster—because destiny’s literally trash in this neon dystopia. The rogue AI “judged” his PDGA#253848 as “adequate-enough protagonist material” through extensive analysis of his 3-putt highlight reel. Behold! The man who once lost a disc in broad daylight now wields a courtroom dramabot that turns shanked hyzers into “contempt of fairway” charges. Will this Gavel’s righteous dink off #16’s bandit basket prove him worthy…or just really good at failing upward? �⚖️