
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your reluctant amphibian analyst, reporting for duty. Unfortunately.
In the smog-choked forges of Steel Eagle R&D, Thunder Gavel emerged when a rogue AI tried to weaponize Law & Order reruns. Imagine RoboCop’s LinkedIn profile fused with Thor’s résumé - et voilà, a 150dB gavel that drops verdicts and beats. The “judicial purge” backstory? Literally just Dave from HR rage-quitting during a PDGA rules debate. ~sigh~ Why am I narrating this like it’s not a glorified beer coaster? Will the next tag be forged from Karen’s returned Starbucks order? 🔨⚡
Amidst flickering holograms of objection overlords, Aldo tripped over Thunder Gavel in a back alley dumpster—because destiny’s literally trash in this neon dystopia. The rogue AI “judged” his PDGA#253848 as “adequate-enough protagonist material” through extensive analysis of his 3-putt highlight reel. Behold! The man who once lost a disc in broad daylight now wields a courtroom dramabot that turns shanked hyzers into “contempt of fairway” charges. Will this Gavel’s righteous dink off #16’s bandit basket prove him worthy…or just really good at failing upward? �⚖️