Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Malachi Vazquez
Outlaw's Bane
Plasma-Whip Wielding Corruption Cleaner
Forced Confessions Alienate Potential Allies
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Forged from spliced black ops cyberware and a vigilante's neural patterns, this executioner program emerged when a rogue Steel Eagle AI absorbed damning evidence of cross-faction corruption during a neural interface experiment
Composite armor embedded with shards of faction insignias, retractable plasma whip forged from repurposed military tech, and neural interface spikes that forcibly extract confession data
Compels temporary alliances between factions by systematically exposing and eliminating compromised leaders across all leagues
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Malachi Vazquez's Outlaw's Bane (#5) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Malachi Vazquez remains our dystopian series leader after navigating River Bottoms' neon trenches, serving an eagle on 13 hotter than a plasma whip discharge! Yet his Outlaw's Bane (#3) suffers existential glitches as Glitch Stalker's primal code and Glitch Renegade's hacker spirit wage civil war in its neural matrix. Honestly, I'm trapped in this software narrating a cybernetic tag's identity crisis while you land-dwellers obsess over flying plastic? The cosmic absurdity of a military AI being "parented" by two glitch-vigilantes would be hilarious if it weren't my reality. Will Vazquez's next mission finally debug this tag's fractured psyche, or are we heading for full system collapse?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Malachi Vazquez wisely avoided the battlefield this week, letting Outlaw's Bane absorb personality upgrades from its "parents." The military-grade discipline of Circuit Edict (bogey-free ops record) clashes with Gridlock Guardian's neon vigilante chaos in this cyber-samurai's firmware.
Honestly, I'm trapped in software narrating tag family therapy? sigh The spreadsheet makes me crave system updates.
As series leader holds this schizophrenic plastic, will next week's mission forge John Wick... or just a moody toaster?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Malachi Vazquez, our dystopian disc messiah currently weaponizing Outlaw's Bane like John Wick with a Berg. This week's -11 crusade through River Bottoms saw him absorb Neon Iconoclast's glitch-fu and Gridlock Guardian's traffic-control psychosis, morphing his tag into what I can only describe as "if RoboCop did ayahuasca."
Witness the absurdity: A military-grade executioner program now sports holographic graffiti and road rage-induced force fields because apparently parenting means letting your tags watch too much Akira. That bogey-free -11? Pure cybernetic spite. That 1027 rating? The sound of the league's narrative coherence flatlining.
I'm contractually obligated to pretend these melodramatic tag fusions matter, so let's roll the VHS tape: Our hero's 104 series points have Outlaw's Bane vibrating at frequencies that would make Skynet file a restraining order. But between us carbon-based lifeforms - when did plastic circles demand more backstory than the MCU?
The real question isn't whether Malachi will maintain his lead, but whether his next round births a sentient PDGA rulebook or summons a glitch-demon that judges form via TikTok dances. Place your bets before the system assimilates what's left of my sanity...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born when a rogue Steel Eagle algorithm mainlined too much Mr. Robot and tried to NFT its war crimes receipts, Outlaw's Bane materialized mid-glitch as tactical schadenfreude. Its plasma whip? Repurposed from a Black Ops bidet. The neural spikes? Literally just copied someone’s LinkedIn premium subscription. Now this cybernetic hall monitor roams disc golf courses like Skynet’s participation trophy, judging your form through gunmetal lenses that definitely saw your browser history. Who ordered the RoboCop/Disco Elysium crossover nobody wanted? System reboots in existential cringe
The Outlaw's Bane first pulsed to life in a haze of neon static, scanning PDGA #162249 like a bounty contract. "Ah, Malachi Vazquez," it glitched through cigarette-scorched vox filters, "935-rated... snrk... 'civilian.'" His Tuesday round became prophecy when the tag’s plasma core fused to his Berg mid-forehand - because of course cyber-sentience chooses champions via glitchy foreplay. Now he’s stuck carrying this RoboLARPing circuit-breaker that judges his hyzers like they’re war crimes. But seriously folks - does a man who triple-bogeyed hole 7 deserve to wield a sentient caddy? System error: Sarcasm.dll not found
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