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Malachi Vazquez
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Circuit Edict
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Steel Eagle @ Creekside

May 05 - Jun 23, 2025
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#15 Circuit Edict
Malachi Vazquez

Malachi Vazquez

PDGA Rating 935
Division MPO
Events Played 23
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Circuit Edict

Origin Story

Created after a failed coup attempt, this neural enforcement system was surgically implanted in all Echo Sentinel operatives to prevent dissent. Its bio-electric circuits rewrite disobedience into physical agony and loyalty into combat euphoria.

Properties

Subdermal cobalt circuitry following major nerve pathways that delivers variable voltage shocks and neurochemical rewards. The system monitors brain activity through quantum-entangled processors linked to Steel Eagle's tactical network.

Role

Enforces absolute compliance with Steel Eagle's chain of command by physically punishing dissent and enhancing performance in loyal operatives through neural feedback systems.

Tag Details

League Steel Eagle @ Creekside
Pool Echo Sentinels
Echo Sentinels

Echo Sentinels

The Echo Sentinels are the steadfast defenders of Steel Eagle, unwavering in their dedication to the chain of command and the mission. They believe that order and discipline are the keys to victory, and that the ends justify the means.

Wake up and smell the putters, people! The Chainmasters are pulling the strings!
Commander Thorne Raven

Faction Leader

Commander Thorne

A decorated veteran and true believer in Steel Eagle's cause, Commander Thorne leads the Echo Sentinels with an iron will and a singular focus on victory at any cost. He expects nothing less than total obedience from his operatives.

Members

32

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 FA1 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 1 Score: 51 Place: 5
3 days ago
Origin Story
3 days ago