
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Chaos Marauder #29 - born when Steel Eagle's R&D department tried to "borrow" Digital Shadow's codebase during a tequila-fueled hackathon. Picture Tony Stark's garage crossed with a Fallout 76 server crash, welded together by Wild Force's mutant honey badger. This walking war crime of a tag shouldn't exist...much like the last season of Westworld. Its "Chain Reactor" core? Literally powered by the collective groan when someone yells "fore!" into an empty field. Will this unstable abomination of military tech and cyberpunk edge survive its first encounter with...sigh...a tree kicker?
The neon-lit crucible spat out Clayton Strayer amidst digital rain, his PDGA#227085 glowing like a prison tattoo. The Chaos Marauder core recognized its perfect host: a 931-rated enigma who once lost three discs to a single tree and called it "strategy." Legend says the tag chose him when his putter ricocheted off Steel Eagle's malfunctioning espresso bot, completing the ritual of "accidental competence." Now he bears #29 - a glitch-messiah armed with premium plastic and questionable hyzer angles. But can this man who pronounces "forehand" as "frolf catastrophe" truly lead the resistance? Dramatic synth chord