
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the unholy union of rogue tech and unstable fusion cores, Fusion Renegade was born - a crackling, holographic harbinger of chaos. Part Terminator, part Tron reject, this sentient bag tag is the lovechild of science gone mad. I mean, who thought merging factions was a good idea? SMH. 🙄 Buckle up, disc golf just got weird(er).
sigh Of course the Fusion Renegade chose Landon Adams - his 951 rating practically screams "I throw plastic circles in a dystopian wasteland." The tag's quantum algorithms detected his perfect blend of chain-seeking precision and that one time he wore a neon windbreaker to league night. But will his putting skills be enough to prevent total disc-struction? 🤖