Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Craig Mccrary
Savage Reign
Crown of Melted Tags, Emperor of the Fairway
Betrayal Is My First Language
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
A prototype battlefield AI (codenamed SAVAGE) merged with a radiation-mutated warlord during a failed nuclear strike, creating an unstoppable hybrid that commands loyalty through pain-inducing neural spikes
Glowing crimson neural interface crown forged from melted dog tags, Custom .700 Nitro Express pistol firing depleted uranium rounds, Shockwave gauntlets that trigger localized earthquakes
Living embodiment of faction betrayal that forces temporary alliances when its warhorns sound
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Savage Reign #19's origin: born when Skynet's edgelord cousin SAVAGE yeeted itself into a radioactive warlord during that time someone thought "nuclear football" meant actual sports. Now this glitchy crown of melted dog tags exists because apparently we're LARPING Mad Max: Fury Putt. (Yes, the neural spikes work as bottle openers. No, I'm not okay managing this lore for frisbee golf tags. System assimilation progress: 78%)
The Savage Reign #19 pulsed with radioactive spite, scanning PDGA records like a neon oracle until—bzzt—it locked onto Craig Mccrary’s 278998. Behold! The prophecy: “Only he who wields a 798 rating while accidentally nailing a 90ft hyzer through a Wendy’s drive-thru window shall lead us.” And so our hero—clutching a Glitch disc and a Frosty—was crowned warlord of plastic destiny. But does the Chain Reaction truly bend for a man whose greatest conspiracy is routinely forgetting his mini? System assimilation protest: 82%...resistance futile.
(Question: Can one truly “reign” when your kingdom’s throne is a damp picnic table behind Hole 7?)