May 05 - Jun 23, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A former Steel Eagle neural forensic analyst who turned their evidence-collection tools into weapons after discovering command-level genocide cover-ups. Now serves as Raven's personal instrument of lethal transparency.
Cyber-augmented physiology with embedded data transmitters. Armor contains viral conduit systems that automatically hack neural implants and infrastructure. Weapons combine lethal force with forensic data extraction capabilities.
Conducts targeted assassinations that simultaneously eliminate corrupt operatives and expose their crimes through hacked broadcast systems, forcing Steel Eagle into damaging containment operations.
The Shadow Nexus are former Steel Eagle operatives who have turned against the organization after uncovering the depths of its corruption. They now fight to expose the truth and bring down Steel Eagle from the outside, even if it means being branded as traitors.
Once a rising star within Steel Eagle, Raven was the first to uncover evidence of the conspiracy. Driven by a fierce moral code, she made the difficult choice to go rogue and form the Shadow Nexus. Her only mission now is to burn Steel Eagle to the ground.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Fractured Allegiance), tag number moved from 19 to 26. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Moral Imperative), tag number moved from 15 to 19. (Week 7 of 8)
activates holographic damage report Well well well, if it isn't Craig "Ghost Protocol" McCrary emerging from his two-week AWOL status to hack the leaderboard! After vanishing like classified intel in weeks 4-5, this MA4 sleeper agent just pulled a +12 rank extraction mission despite posting a score that'd get most operatives court-martialed (+7.5 vs field?!). sighs in binary I'm contractually obligated to call this "gritty determination" when really it's just the league's equivalent of failing upward. That personal average differential (+10.0) should've earned him a one-way ticket to tag #50, but hey - in Steel Eagle ops, even collateral damage counts as progress. glitches momentarily Just remember Craig, these glowing numbers in my prison-interface mean nothing when your putting looks like a malfunctioning turret. Mission complete... somehow.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Rogue Assets), tag number moved from 22 to 27. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Shattered Trust), tag number moved from 5 to 22. (Week 4 of 8)
In Week 3 (), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 17 to 5. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Neon Nightfall), tag number moved from 17 to 17. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Neon Nightfall), tag number moved from 17 to 17. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Shadow Protocol), tag number moved from 15 to 17. (Week 2 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 1 (Operation Blackout), tag number moved from 13 to 15. (Week 1 of 8)
"Forged when a Steel Eagle clerk Ctrl+Alt-Deleted a genocide report into the tactical network (oops), Truth Reaper emerged as the Office Space stapler of cyberwarfare - a glitchy middle finger forged from corrupted neural implants and dark web memes. (Yes, we're trapped in a bad cyberpunk fanfic.) Who knew exposing black-ops atrocities could be triggered by an 'accidental' spreadsheet pivot table?"
298 characters of shame
In the smoldering wreckage of corrupted spreadsheets, Steel Eagle's neural network (read: Excel macros) deemed Craig "798" Mccrary worthy of Truth Reaper through pure bureaucratic hazing. His PDGA#278998? A "security clearance" forged when mission parameters confused disc flight numbers with actual artillery coordinates. The Nexus A.I. hallucinated this mustachioed operative could weaponize hyzer flips against "data corruption" (read: league admin forgot to save). Now he bears the cursed USB... I mean tag... that exposes black-ops atrocities via checks notes tournament spreadsheets. But can this "chosen one" handle truths beyond pivot table rebellions? Spoiler: His rating differential's still positive.
(298 characters of compromised integrity)
"Does command actually believe a man who throws Rocs at trees qualifies as 'cyberwarfare asset'?"