
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Bulwark Directive spawned from the depths of Steel Eagle's neural compliance protocols, a cybernetic lovechild of Skynet and Big Brother. This tag's birth was as mysterious as it was extra - no mere soldier could wield its prototype tech and survive the neural reprogramming with their meme game intact. Yikes, talk about a tragic backstory! 🙄
sigh Another chosen one... So there I was, monitoring neural implant frequencies, when Jon White (PDGA #161201) pinged our tactical grid. His combat rating of 898 triggered some dusty protocol about "destiny" or whatever. Now he wields Bulwark Directive like it's totally normal to get drafted into a cyber-military disc cult. I mean, he did execute a perfect forehand approach... or was it his targeting matrix? Will our rookie operative crack under the neural pressure, or just crack more dad jokes during briefings?