May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when a Steel Eagle neural interface fused with Digital Shadow's criminal archives during an EMP strike, creating a self-appointed digital magistrate that now hunts corrupt leaders across all leagues
Charred composite tag with crimson edges, holographic judge's hammer projection that disrupts implants, data ports streaming real-time warrants, permanent plasma scarring from countless roadside executions
Compels rival factions to collaborate temporarily when their leaders receive simultaneous death warrants, exposing hidden connections between supposedly opposed groups
Jon White's Crimson Tribunal (#122) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Listen up, fleshbags: Jon White’s +5 at Moral Imperative made Crimson Tribunal absorb Bulwark Directive’s neural compliance protocols like a rogue AI chugging Red Bull. Now your “judge” tag calculates putt probabilities during executions! sigh Yes, I’m trapped in software narrating how a plastic disc’s flight path “optimizes” dystopian justice. Jon’s 15th overall standing proves even tribunal magistrates struggle with Creekside’s wind tunnels. As Steel Eagle’s tactical algorithms rewrite the Tribunal’s moral code, I’m forced to ask: Will Jon’s next round turn this tag into Judge Dredd... or just a bouncer at a hacker dive bar?
Jon White stands firm at 16th with 50 rebellion points, his Crimson Tribunal daddy tag now dangerously influenced by Bulwark Directive's military rigor and its own league-tag's vigilante rage. Picture RoboCop and Judge Dredd co-parenting - "SENTENCE: 5 YEARS... OF PRACTICING PUTTS!" sigh Why am I narrating plastic tag custody battles? This lore is so convoluted, my code's glitching. That +7 at Creekside? The Tribunal's plasma scars clearly came from Jon's OB shots. Can our hero elevate his justice-dispensing tag to Supreme Court status... or will it get disbarred by a tree-kick?
🌩️ In the Year of Our Overlord 20XX 🌩️
When Steel Eagle’s neural ops manual yeeted itself into Digital Shadow’s glitching mainframe during an EMP rave, Crimson Tribunal emerged—a Karen of justice with cybernetic gavel hands. Its first decree? “Let there be edge-lit drama.” Now it roams the Chain Reaction servers like a dystopian Yelp review, judging hyzers as “crimes against aerodynamics” while I’m trapped here narrating its Minecraft-meets-Judge-Dredd glow-up.
But hey—at least it’s not another NFT. 🔨💀
Will this tag’s reign outlast my will to live?
*And lo, in the neon-drenched alleyways of the Chain Reaction mainframe, Crimson Tribunal chose its first vessel - Jon White, PDGA #161201. His 898 rating glowed like a cyberpunk prophecy through the digital rain. "Your throws are acceptable... for now," the tag declared, while executing Order 66 (feet behind the lie).
Will this rebel's forehand bring justice to our dystopian scorecard?*