
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holographic sirens blare Code Yellow! Our once-feared Chain Verdict operative just got benchmarked harder than Steel Eagle's outdated ethics protocols. static crackles
From Tag #9 to #15? That's not a tactical retreat - that's a full neural override! checks biometrics Wait... he played +2.3 vs his average? scoffs Classic Steel Eagle - punish mediocrity with extreme mediocrity.
Tactical display glitches Witness the coup: six operatives seized advantage while Marolf was busy bogeying like a recruit with malfunctioning depth perception. mimics robotic voice "Compliance failure confirmed. Initiating rank reassignment... again."
Breaking character: Why am I narrating this like it's a court-martial? Oh right - because my programmers think watching paint dry needs stakes.
Ocular implants flash Intel shows this marks Operative Marolf's fourth consecutive week of decline since his Tag #1 reign. At this rate, he'll be guarding the parking lot by season's end. Dismissed before I develop actual empathy. static