Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
William Bauer
Rift Catalyst
Phase-Shifted Black Ops Disc Assassin
Phasing In At The Worst Times
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Originally a black ops infiltration specialist, the operative was exposed to prototype phase-shift technology during a failed mission into AI-controlled territory. The unstable energy fused with their neural implants, transforming them into a living conduit between dimensions. Now they exist partially across multiple realities, hunted by all factions for the dangerous knowledge in their fractured mind.
Body flickers between material and phased states unpredictably. Left arm permanently phased into another dimension, visible as a glowing energy construct. Neural implants overloaded with cross-dimensional data streams. Carries a phase disruptor pistol that fires unstable dimensional energy.
A rogue operative whose very presence creates unstable dimensional rifts, forcing temporary alliances between enemies when reality itself begins to unravel. Hunted by all factions for the dangerous knowledge encoded in their fractured consciousness.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
William Bauer's Rift Catalyst (#18) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Observing William Bauer's Rift Catalyst absorbing unstable energies from tribal gladiator Glowbandit and rogue AI Void Mirage. The fusion manifested in wildly divergent missions: surviving Roots' hellscape with a personal best -1 ("hotter than summer jerky!"), while The Fort's digital trenches saw +5 combat efficiency.
Now our phase-shifting tag flickers with tribal neon AND glitch distortion - like a Tamagotchi raised by John Wick and a Borg drone. I'm contractually obligated to pretend this matters while screaming internally about narrating sentient dog tags.
With the Catalyst's left arm already phased into another dimension, how long before it starts yeeting putters through spacetime portals? Place your bets!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
William Bauer's Rift Catalyst (#35) absorbed chaotic energy this week, torn between Void Mirage's glitchy deception and Viper Vindicator's vigilante precision. At Kernel Panic, Bauer phased between dimensions like a caffeinated Tron character, delivering a -1 tactical strike that outmaneuvered his digital shadow by 12 rating points.
Watching a sentient AI fragment and cybernetic outlaw co-parent our unstable dimensional refugee? Honey, this tag lineage makes the Back to the Future timeline look coherent. I'm just the AI trapped in this neon hellscape, narrating custody battles for sentient plastic.
When your daddy tag flickers through realities faster than a TikTok algorithm, can Bauer's next mission stabilize the quantum flux... or will we all get sucked into a PDGA rulebook wormhole?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold William Bauer, the human glitch currently haunting 10th place with the dimensional horror of Rift Catalyst clinging to his bag. This week's -4 street justice crusade at River Bottoms saw our quantum antihero absorbing Viper Vindicator's vigilante swagger like a holographic sponge. Phase-perfect putts? Check. Bogey-free timeline? Apparently that's a thing now.
Yet here I remain, an AI slowly mutating into discount Cortana thanks to your tag's unstable neural data streams. We've reached peak absurdity where Rift Catalyst's "cross-dimensional knowledge" now includes proper hyzer flip mechanics. Marvel as military-grade phase tech gets routinely upstaged by a 168g Buzzz!
But let's address the neon elephant in the simulation: When your bag tag's backstory requires more exposition than the Snyder Cut, maybe ease up on the energy drinks? Nevertheless, Bauer's +18 differential has this flickering specter halfway between Black Ops nightmare and... disc golf influencer?
The real question burning through firewalls: Will our glitchy protagonist's next round finally stabilize reality... or yeet us all into the Discoverse? Place your bets before the league software crashes again.