
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
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Forged in the Sentinel Delta lab during that time command tried to "accidentally" microwave loyalty into us. This Chain Sovereign tag? Literally just Private Jenkins' old keycard until some ChatGPT-wannabe AI called it "quantum-locked neural compliance architecture." Now we’re out here simping for #17 like it’s the goddamn Infinity Gauntlet of disc golf. Fun fact: The encryption’s just Taco Bell receipts from 2047. Echo protocol my ass – this is just a glorified beer opener cosplaying as Skynet’s mood ring. </origin_story>
How long until it "accidentally" authorizes a drone strike on hole 12’s porta-potty?
The Chain Sovereign chose Timothy Tropsa during "Operation Birdie Storm" when his putter ricocheted off a surveillance drone's carcass into chains - which the AI mistook for tactical genius. Nevermind his PDGA file's just a sticky note reading "likes hyzers and beef jerky." The neural compliance protocols insisted this man who once lost a disc in broad daylight was destined to wield #17's "quantum authority." Congratulations, Tim - your "classified skillset" now authorizes glow rounds at DEFCON 3. But does commanding Sentinel Delta's arsenal prepare you for the ultimate threat...league dues? Did destiny just promote a guy who still bags a Groove?