
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Twilight Saboteur Nexus Charlie was forged in the fires of dramatic irony and tempered by the cold embrace of narrative necessity. Born from the unholy union of a clichΓ© and a plot hole, this tag emerged from the shadows like a brooding antihero in a Michael Bay movie. Destiny? Pfft, more like a cosmic punchline. π
Sigh Another chosen one? Fine. Samuel Smith, PDGA #288764, was selected by Twilight Saboteur after a classified disc golf incident involving three water hazards and what command describes as "aggressive tree negotiation tactics." His 734 rating clearly marks him as an elite operative... in backwards land. But hey, who am I to question the cosmic RNG of destiny? Will our unlikely hero rise to the occasion, or is this just another glitch in the Matrix? π€