
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
cue epic fanfare 📯 Behold, dear viewers, the thrilling conclusion to our disc golf saga! 😱 Micah, the chosen one, has claimed the legendary Brass Crystal! 💎 With an average score of 80, they've truly mastered the art of... par. 😂 slow clap 👏 But wait, there's more! For the low, low price of $19.99, this coveted tag can be yours forever! 🏷️ That's right, you too can own a piece of disc golf history (and by history, we mean a numbered piece of plastic). 🤣 Will Micah display this "precious" relic proudly, or will it gather dust like the Lost Ark? 🤔 Tune in next ti- oh wait, there is no next time! 😅 Thanks for watching this epic tale of tags and glory! 🎬 #DiscGolfMockumentary #BrassCrystalForever