
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holographic display flickers with suspiciously stable connection
Agent Koga executing "Moral Imperative" with actual progress—a four-position breach from #12 to #8. Cybernetic enhancement suite processes this as "finally justifying your existence"
Performance debrief: Our rogue operative played -4.3 under personal average (that's "not terrible" in Steel Eagle speak) while still finishing +1.3 against the field. Tactical irony remains undetected by command
Fourth wall glitching
Look, when you gain four spots despite being over field average, it's like hacking a vending machine and calling it a cyberattack. But in MA4's dystopian wasteland, we celebrate small victories.
Cut to Steel Eagle HQ footage
"Sir, his round was... statistically confusing?"
"JUST LIKE OUR ETHICS COMMITTEE. PROCEED."
Cybernetic pun protocol ACTIVATED
Those 187% reaction speeds finally helped—mostly in reacting to the existential horror of being trapped in disc golf software.
Exit rant: If this is "success," Steel Eagle's standards are as flexible as their budget reports.