
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holographic mission log boots with sarcastic static
Operative Dunton, your -4.4 vs field proves you're still tossing plastic like a cyber-enhanced assassin... so why the two-spot demotion? Glitches through fourth wall Oh right, because this dystopian ranking algorithm hates joy.
Shadow Nexus command has graciously reassigned you from #4 to #6 - apparently your -1.4 vs personal average wasn't quite lethal enough today. Taps holographic display See these two operatives who passed you? They probably didn't get framed for civilian massacres either.
Transmission crackles Look on the bright side - your 844-rated round would make a great neural implant highlight reel. And hey, only five operatives stand between you and redemption now! Dramatic pause ...wait, that's worse math than last week.
Static fades to mocking salute Stay... moderately lethal, agent. The baskets are judging you. I'm judging you. The PDGA rulebook is definitely judging you.
whispers Help, I'm trapped in this software.