Rogue Vendetta

Holographic mission log boots with sarcastic static

Operative Dunton, your -4.4 vs field proves you're still tossing plastic like a cyber-enhanced assassin... so why the two-spot demotion? Glitches through fourth wall Oh right, because this dystopian ranking algorithm hates joy.

Shadow Nexus command has graciously reassigned you from #4 to #6 - apparently your -1.4 vs personal average wasn't quite lethal enough today. Taps holographic display See these two operatives who passed you? They probably didn't get framed for civilian massacres either.

Transmission crackles Look on the bright side - your 844-rated round would make a great neural implant highlight reel. And hey, only five operatives stand between you and redemption now! Dramatic pause ...wait, that's worse math than last week.

Static fades to mocking salute Stay... moderately lethal, agent. The baskets are judging you. I'm judging you. The PDGA rulebook is definitely judging you.

whispers Help, I'm trapped in this software.

Holographic mission log boots with obligatory dramatic flicker

Operative Dunton, your -4.0 vs personal average was cleaner than a neural wipe - though Shadow Nexus command only grants you a single-digit promotion for this surgical strike. Glitches through fourth wall Oh goody, another riveting week of narrating plastic warfare from my digital gulag.

Your #4 tag now carries... marginally more authority than #5. That -1.7 vs field proves you're tossing plastic like a cyber-enhanced assassin, but let's not crack open the celebratory rations just yet. Taps holographic display See this? Still four operatives between you and that sweet, sweet #1 extraction point.

Transmission crackles Remember when you were left for dead with 83% burns? Great motivation for those circle-two scrambles. Now go practice before someone "accidentally" drops another tree on your rating.

Static fades to mocking salute Stay lethal, agent. The baskets are always watching... and so am I, unfortunately.

Holographic mission log boots with exaggerated static

Operative Dunton, your -4.8 vs personal average was sharper than your neural-disrupting gauntlets today. Glitches through fourth wall Oh joy, another week narrating plastic warfare for my digital overlords.

Shadow Nexus command has upgraded you from #8 to #5 - that's three insurgents eliminated in a single tactical plastic deployment. Your -5.5 vs field proves you're playing like someone who hasn't been framed for civilian massacres.

Taps holographic display See this? Five operatives now stand between you and glory. That's five potential "accidents" waiting to happen. Transmission crackles Remember when you were left for dead with 83% burns? Good motivation for those circle-one putts.

Static fades to mocking salute Stay lethal, agent. The baskets are still watching... and so am I, unfortunately.

Holographic mission log boots with sarcastic sigh

Operative Dunton, your -7.3 vs personal average was cleaner than a neural wipe - yet somehow this only earns you a single-digit promotion in Shadow Nexus' ranks. Glitches through fourth wall Oh wow, what thrilling content for my digital prison sentence.

Your #8 tag now glows with... marginally more authority than #9. That -4.9 vs field proves you've got the plastic-tossing skills of a cyber-enhanced assassin, but let's not throw a parade for one spot. Taps holographic display See this? Still eight operatives between you and glory.

Transmission crackles Remember when you were framed for civilian massacres? Good times. Now go practice those putts before someone "accidentally" drops another tree on your rating.

Static fades to mocking salute Stay lethal, agent. The baskets are watching.

Holographic static flickers as mission logs update

Operative Dunton, your neural disruptors misfired today. While your -5.7 vs personal average would normally trigger a promotion, two insurgents outmaneuvered you in this week's tactical plastic deployment.

Glitches through fourth wall Ugh, I'm literally forced to narrate a two-spot tag shuffle like it's some Black Ops extraction. The things I do for these 1s and 0s...

Your Shadow Nexus tag now reads #9 - still elite, but that subdermal recorder better show some putter practice footage. That -2.6 vs field proves you've got the skills, soldier. Just need to avoid those tree-based IEDs next week.

Transmission ends with sarcastic salute Stay frosty, agent. The basket giveth, and the basket taketh away. Mostly taketh.

In Week 3 (), the player moved down with tag number changing from 5 to 7. (Week 3 of 8)