
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Squints at screen through external gills* Here's what happened...
Tactical display boots up with orange alert lights Steel Eagle Command reports Nic "The Persistent Glitch" Bode has successfully completed Operation Moral Imperative with a 2-position advancement to tag #9. Holographic graphs show suspiciously consistent improvement curves
Mission debrief Our cybernetically-enhanced operative played 4 strokes under his personal average - that's not quite treasonous, but definitely borderline insubordinate. His fairway hits were so precise they nearly disabled the sarcasm protocols in my commentary algorithms.
Fourth wall break Oh joy, another week of recalculating my "Nic Bode is statistically unremarkable" subroutines. Do you know how many snark bytes this consistency is costing me?
Cybernetic sigh While not as dramatic as his previous 22-position coup, this steady climb suggests his neural restructuring might actually be... working? That upshot on hole 12 nearly triggered a loyalty matrix override.
Transmission glitches WARNING: If this "gradual improvement" pattern continues, Command may have to classify him as... static... competent. Steel Eagle Command out. Tactical display shuts down with suspicious whimper