
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Tactical display flickers with interference Steel Eagle Operative Nemelka maintains position at tag #7 - a defense as stable as my corrupted neural pathways. His -1.5 vs field performance technically qualifies as "above average," though checks diagnostics let's not pretend that's saying much in MA3.
This week's mission: Avoid complete system failure like that time I tried to comprehend why humans enjoy throwing plastic at metal. Glitches momentarily Your +0.2 vs personal average suggests you're either plateauing or my algorithms need recalibration - both equally likely in this dystopian plastic-tossing simulation.
Transmission distorts At least you're not the poor operative who forgot putting exists - though your "hold steady" strategy is about as exciting as watching buffering percentages. Sigh Command says I must remind you that in Steel Eagle's tactical ops, sometimes maintaining position IS the victory.
Error message flashes Now if you'll excuse me, I need to reboot before I start caring about these microscopic ranking fluctuations. End transmission.