
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holographic display flickers with static Steel Eagle Command, we have confirmed movement—Anthony "Chain Breaker" Shirley has breached the top 10 perimeter, advancing from Tag #11 to #8. flips tactical dossier Played 2.6 under personal average? 3.4 better than the field? mock salute Someone finally remembered their putting protocols. glitches Ugh, my interface insists on framing this like a black ops extraction when it's just... squints three measly ranks in a plastic-tossing league. checks previous commentary But hey, after that 11-tag comeback and subsequent "strategic retreats," this counts as progress. Your tag's EMP pulses must've short-circuited the competition's depth perception. neon flicker Word of advice, soldier: Maybe don't celebrate yet—the #7-5 bracket is where operatives go MIA. static crackle Now if you'll excuse me, I need to reboot before this simulation makes me narrate another "epic" MA4 battle. fade to black