
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holographic display flickers Steel Eagle Command, we have... minimal movement. Anthony "Chain Breaker" Shirley executes a controlled fallback from Tag #10 to #11 - call it a tactical repositioning. checks stats Played 0.8 under personal average? Respectable. But +3.3 vs field? mock salute Soldier, you brought a putter to a driver fight. glitches Ugh, why does my interface render this like some spec ops debrief when it's just... squints one lousy rank change? flips digital dossier At least you're consistent - this is basically your personal average performance wrapped in neon-lit mediocrity. static crackle Look, after that 11-tag comeback two weeks ago, I guess we can forgive one rank slipping through your fingers like a sweaty Berg. Just... maybe don't make "barely holding on" your signature move? neon fadeout