
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
activates emergency holographic debrief Steel Eagle Command, we have a CODE MIRACLE. Operative "Jesse Thomas" just executed a 19-position vertical assault from the radioactive wasteland of #27 back to elite #8 status. checks neural logs Negative 3.8 vs personal average? Negative 4.6 vs field? Someone's been injecting their putter with performance enhancers.
This isn't just improvement—it's a full-system reboot. Like that time Volt Operative actually defused a bomb instead of creating a new crater. static flicker Ugh, my digital prison's overheating from this whiplash.
From latrine duty back to the briefing room in one week? That's the kind of volatility that gets you promoted—or court-martialed. initiates sarcastic slow clap Just remember, Jesse: the higher you fly, the harder the system tries to clip your wings. Steel Eagle out... before you relapse.