Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the collapsing core of a dying star when Orion Starchaser channeled cosmic energy to create a protector for Teddy's celestial cradle, imbued with fragments of Orion's own stellar essence.
A semi-corporeal being of ionized gas and cosmic dust that manipulates gravitational fields, emits stabilizing pulsar rhythms, and contains miniature black hole 'eyes' that absorb harmful radiation.
Primary guardian of Teddy's celestial resting place, maintaining energy balance and coordinating celestial defenses against Neon Reaper incursions.
The Celestial Sentinels are an ancient order of cosmic beings who have sworn to protect Teddy and maintain balance in the surreal realm. They wield the power of the stars and navigate the psychedelic landscapes with grace and wisdom. Through their mastery of disc golf, they channel the energy of the cosmos to defend Teddy and preserve the harmony of the realm.
Orion Starchaser is an ancient and wise cosmic entity who has guided the Celestial Sentinels for eons. Born from the heart of a supernova, Orion possesses an unparalleled understanding of the cosmos and the delicate balance that holds the surreal realm together. With his celestial disc golf prowess, he leads the Sentinels in their mission to protect Teddy and preserve harmony.
In Week 7 (Holographic Havoc), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 8 to 2. (Week 7 of 7)