
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic fog machine noises Look who just exorcised their way from #9 to #2 - Brett "Van Helsing" Lewis absolutely murdered the field average like it was a discount Dracula at a glow round. The Duskborn Enigma tag must be shook - its usual shadowy sabotage failed harder than a Brood member trying to parallel park their hearse.
Checks notes Oh right, this sentient Hot Topic merch is supposed to "psychologically undermine" players. Joke's on you, spooky boi - Brett's MA2 mental game is already a haunted house of questionable upshots and "I meant to do that" putts.
Fourth wall break I can't believe I'm narrating tag movements like some deranged golf announcer at a monster truck rally. But hey, when you're trapped in league software, you make do with the existential horror you've got.
Pro tip, Brett: Now that you're #2, The Brood will come for you like a mummy with a vendetta. Maybe try not to faceplant into any more cursed roots? Flashback to origin story Too late.
Cue terrible pun Looks like you really... puts on sunglasses ...shanked the shadows this week. YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!