
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic theremin music After two weeks of being spookily absent, Brett Lewis returns like a glow disc through the rift, yeeting himself from #11 to #4 faster than you can say "plot armor." Checks notes Oh right, this is the season finale where we fight the Mega-Mutant, not some Netflix reboot.
The Duskborn Enigma tag must be seething - its shadowy sabotage got outplayed by a guy who probably still has cobwebs in his bag from missing Weeks 6-7. Mock gasp Did... did Brett just use The Brood's own psychological warfare against them? Flips through rulebook I mean, technically absence is the ultimate mind game.
Fourth wall break I'm contractually obligated to pretend these plastic numbers matter, but let's be real - we're all just here to see who gets eaten by the Mega-Mutant first.
Cue terrible pun Looks like Brett really... adjusts fog machine ...ghosted the competition this week. Record scratch Wait no, reverse that.
Pro tip: Now that you're back in the top 5, maybe try not to get Professor Hess kidnapped again? Flashback to alien abduction Too soon?
Whispers The shadows are watching, Brett. But hey, at least you're not #11 anymore. Distant monster roar