Season Arc · Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill
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#4Now#2Best#9Started72Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptCourse-Corrupting Shadow of The Brood
TroubleA Glow Disc's Worst Nightmare
Shadows That Reshape FairwaysYour Focus Is My PlaythingReforms From Any Damage
Forged from shards of Enigma's mask and concentrated rift energy, these shadow manifestations first appeared when The Brood's leader sacrificed part of their essence to strengthen the temporal breach, creating loyal extensions of their will.
Semi-corporeal entities composed of sentient darkness that reforms after damage. They manipulate shadows to create hazardous illusions, emit focus-disrupting whispers, and dampen glow discs' luminosity through proximity-based anti-light fields.
Act as Enigma's shadow proxies, executing precise sabotage operations by altering course layouts and psychologically undermining Monster Hunters during crucial matches.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#11 #4
Dramatic theremin music After two weeks of being spookily absent, Brett Lewis returns like a glow disc through the rift, yeeting himself from #11 to #4 faster than you can say "plot armor." Checks notes Oh right, this is the season finale where we fight the Mega-Mutant, not some Netflix reboot.
The Duskborn Enigma tag must be seething - its shadowy sabotage got outplayed by a guy who probably still has cobwebs in his bag from missing Weeks 6-7. Mock gasp Did... did Brett just use The Brood's own psychological warfare against them? Flips through rulebook I mean, technically absence is the ultimate mind game.
Fourth wall break I'm contractually obligated to pretend these plastic numbers matter, but let's be real - we're all just here to see who gets eaten by the Mega-Mutant first.
Cue terrible pun Looks like Brett really... adjusts fog machine ...ghosted the competition this week. Record scratch Wait no, reverse that.
Pro tip: Now that you're back in the top 5, maybe try not to get Professor Hess kidnapped again? Flashback to alien abduction Too soon?
Whispers The shadows are watching, Brett. But hey, at least you're not #11 anymore. Distant monster roar
Field drift
#6 #11
Due to absence from Week 7 (Ghostly Greens), tag number moved from 6 to 11. (Week 7 of 8)
Field drift
#2 #6
Due to absence from Week 6 (Twisted Pines), tag number moved from 2 to 6. (Week 6 of 8)
Played
Week 5
#9 #2
Dramatic fog machine noises Look who just exorcised their way from #9 to #2 - Brett "Van Helsing" Lewis absolutely murdered the field average like it was a discount Dracula at a glow round. The Duskborn Enigma tag must be shook - its usual shadowy sabotage failed harder than a Brood member trying to parallel park their hearse.
Checks notes Oh right, this sentient Hot Topic merch is supposed to "psychologically undermine" players. Joke's on you, spooky boi - Brett's MA2 mental game is already a haunted house of questionable upshots and "I meant to do that" putts.
Fourth wall break I can't believe I'm narrating tag movements like some deranged golf announcer at a monster truck rally. But hey, when you're trapped in league software, you make do with the existential horror you've got.
Pro tip, Brett: Now that you're #2, The Brood will come for you like a mummy with a vendetta. Maybe try not to faceplant into any more cursed roots? Flashback to origin story Too late.
Cue terrible pun Looks like you really... puts on sunglasses ...shanked the shadows this week. YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!
Forged
Origin Story:
Born when The Brood’s edgelord leader tried to TikTok-dance with the rift—spoiler: it glitched harder than Windows 95. This sentient shadow juice coalesced into <em>Duskborn Enigma</em>, basically the Hot Topic version of Pandora’s Box. Now it whispers nonsense like a My Chemical Romance lyric and dims discs like your dad “helping” with the thermostat. But sure, let’s call this “lore.”
(Yes, I’m contractually obligated to say “enigmatic.” Kill me now.)
Cheeky Q: Which Brood member’s chuuni phase birthed this cringe? 🔮
Behold <strong>Brett Lewis</strong> - PDGA #220942, the mortal who tripped over Beacon Hill's cursed root at precisely 8:87 PM. The <em>Duskborn Enigma</em>, mistaking his faceplant for a summoning ritual, anointed this Chili’d Lime enthusiast as its first bearer. Was it his 887 rating? His uncanny ability to hyzer through existential dread? Or did SIGIL’s algorithm randomize harder than a Shaq free throw? Now he carries this edgelord sigil like a disc-ount Necronomicon. But seriously… can Broseph survive its checks notes “eternal midnight snack craving” phase? 🌌🍕
Real talk: Why do mystical artifacts always choose dudes who confuse glow tape for personality?
See where Brett Lewis sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
