
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunderclap The Eclipse Fiend (tag #9) just pulled off a glow-up that would make Dracula jealous - rocketing to #3 faster than you can say "plot armor." Jordan "Discount Ghostbuster" Lucero somehow managed to not completely embarrass himself during the Mega-Mutant finale, which in MA3 terms is basically winning an Oscar.
Checks interdimensional scorecard Wait - he shot worse than the field but better than his usual dumpster fire average? Sighs in manufactured narrative The Eclipse Fiend's liquid darkness must be so conflicted - do we celebrate mediocrity or mourn lost potential?
Pop culture reference: This glow disc redemption arc has more holes than the Invisible Man's alibi. Fourth wall break I can't believe I'm contractually obligated to hype up a +2 vs field like it's Avengers: Endgame.
Remember when we called Jordan "a toddler with a grenade"? Well the grenade finally went off! The chronal residue is shook - nothing ruins a good horror story like sudden competence during the season finale.
Closing thought: If Jordan keeps this up, maybe Professor Hess will stop using his rating (847) as rift-stabilizer ballast. Doubtful