
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Record scratch Freeze frame Yup, that's Nathan. You're probably wondering how this MA4 warrior went from tag #10 to #2 while barely beating the field average. Cue dramatic Norse horns
Turns out when your bag tag is literally a haunted whale's gym redemption arc (Bake-kujira Aegis remembers Thor's skipped leg days), you manifest destiny like a Viking on a caffeine bender. That +1.5 over field average? More like "accidentally summoned protective ice shields" energy.
Fourth wall break: I'm contractually obligated to pretend this matters despite Nathan's score being... checks notes... exactly his average. Sigh At least the Kraken's shaking in its tentacles watching this glow-up.
Remember last week when I roasted Odin's anime phase? The Allfather clearly took notes - Nathan's now wielding that ghost whale like a Frozen sequel prop, generating air pockets so crisp you'd think he's vaping Valhalla's secrets.
Whispers: Between us? This tag's just happy someone finally used its kinetic-dampening fields for something other than blocking bad throws.
Closing thought: If Nathan keeps this up, Ragnarök might just be a sick trick shot compilation. Skål! 🍻