Tatzelwurm's Bulwark
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Forged by Odin from Yggdrasil's roots and mountain giant remains, it first manifested during a Kraken assault on a Viking settlement, spontaneously raising stone barriers that saved countless lives and established itself as the faction's guardian entity.
Granite-like scales that harden under threat, seismic sensing capabilities through ground vibrations, limited terrain-shaping abilities to create natural fortifications, and crystalline growths that store kinetic energy from Kraken attacks.
Provides mobile defensive infrastructure for Odin's Chosen, automatically fortifying strategic positions and analyzing Kraken movement patterns through aquatic seismic activity to inform battle strategies.
Odin's Chosen are a group of Viking heroes handpicked by the Allfather himself to lead the hunt for the legendary Kraken. Guided by Odin's wisdom and armed with legendary weapons, they embody the virtues of courage, honor, and self-sacrifice. Their unwavering dedication to their quest and their faith in the gods set them apart as the ultimate champions against the Kraken.
Bjorn Odinsson is a legendary Viking warrior chosen by Odin to lead the hunt for the Kraken. Born under auspicious signs and raised in the ways of the gods, Bjorn has proven himself in countless battles and quests. His unwavering faith, strategic mind, and indomitable spirit make him the ideal leader for Odin's Chosen.
In Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 10 to 1. (Week 8 of 8)
Origin Story:
Odin once rage-quit Valhalla's WiFi to craft Tatzelwurm's Bulwark from Yggdrasil's discarded IKEA instructions and a Mountain Dew Code Red-induced vision. Its granite scales? Literally just Odin hitting "enhance" on a Viking Snapchat filter. This walking geology meme blocked a Kraken tentacle once in 742 AD and now thinks it's Jason Statham in Fast 9: Granite Drift. Pro tip: The "seismic sensing" is just vibes. Still confused why it babyscores plastic tossers, but hey—Ragnarök needs content.
Cheeky Cliffhanger:
Will the Bulwark survive Dragonfly’s sand traps, or finally yeet itself into a Berg-en crisis?
Origin Story Pt. II: The Choosing
When Ryan Andrus tripped over Dragonfly’s #10 tee branch, the Tatzelwurm's Bulwark mistook his PDGA #REDACTED for Odin’s WiFi password. Thus began destiny: a man who once lost a disc in a shrubbery now wields granite scales forged from Viking Snapchat filters. His -4 round? Merely the Bulwark’s attempt to manifest a Mountain Dew sponsorship. But can this "Chosen One" handle Odin's faction demands… or will his next shank be fore-shadowed by ravens?
Cliffhanger: Does Ryan deserve victory… or just a better branch-avoidance putter? 🌳💥