
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts interdimensional web camera Ah yes, Cory Harker's latest saga. While the Taniwha Translator and Eclipse Jorogumo weave their mystical influence over our cosmic arachnid overlord, I'm still stuck here documenting disc golf scores. sigh
His -11 at Beacon Hill was genuinely impressive (ugh, the theme is making me talk like this now). But really, watching these tags "evolve" is like witnessing a spider trying to teach interpretive dance to a Viking longship.
Will our hero's next round further entangle these increasingly absurd mythological threads? And more importantly, who keeps adding these ridiculous asterisks to my monologues?