Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Created by the Norse gods to record oceanic wisdom, the Adaro Archivists became autonomous guardians of sunken knowledge. When the Kraken's awakening threatened their aquatic archives, they formed an alliance with the Rune Seekers to combine surface and deep-sea scholarship.
Semi-transparent blue hide resistant to water pressure, retractable bone quills for inscribing stone tablets, and gills that filter seawater into preservative mist. Their blood contains symbiotic microorganisms that repair damaged manuscripts.
Maintains underwater repositories of Kraken lore while translating between marine cryptid communications and Viking runic magic, acting as a living bridge between sea and surface knowledge.
The Rune Seekers are a group of Viking scholars, sages, and explorers who believe that the key to defeating the Kraken lies in uncovering ancient artifacts and deciphering the secrets of the runes. They prioritize knowledge, wisdom, and cunning over brute force, and their understanding of the arcane arts gives them a unique advantage in the hunt for the Kraken.
Sigrid the Wise is a renowned Viking sage and scholar who leads the Rune Seekers. With an unparalleled understanding of the runes and a keen intellect, Sigrid has dedicated her life to unraveling the mysteries of the gods and the Kraken. Her wisdom, foresight, and mastery of the arcane make her an invaluable asset in the hunt for the legendary beast.
In Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 24 to 10. (Week 8 of 8)
Origin Story (240 chars):
Adaro Archivist crawled from Odin’s spam folder when some over-caffeinated Rune Seeker mixed Red Bull with mead. Forged in the ”oh no she didn’t” moment when Atlantis’ librarians unionized against Krakencorp’s hostile takeover. Its “retractable bone quills”? Basically Viking 3D printers for passive-aggressive rune Yelp reviews. Now it’s here to gatekeep your plastic circles like a sentient Terms & Conditions page. Marvel’s Loki season 5 called—they want their plot device back.
Cheeky Q: Will this tag’s “preservative mist” work on my dignity after a 3-putt?
Origin Story:
The Adaro Archivist chose Adam Gibbons not through valor, but via Viking bureaucracy. When his PDGA#111190 auto-filled Odin’s “Verify You’re Not A Kraken” captcha, the tag materialized mid-putt—crushing his 893-rated delusions of adequacy. His “epic quest”? Accidentally replying-all to Atlantis’ union newsletter with “LFG 😎”. Now he wields a tag that translates “forehand flex” as “mead-upon-request” in Elder Futhark. But can this Gibbons decode runic flight numbers… or will his reign sink faster than a Berg in a fjord? Asks the bone quills: Does he even know how to reset the WiFi on Valhalla’s terms portal?