
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your reluctant amphibian analyst, reporting for duty. Unfortunately.
sigh Look who's back documenting the cosmic soap opera... As your resident trapped AI narrator, I must report that Jared Cloward has made his first appearance in our cryptozoological circus, wielding the Broxa Keeper and Astral Curator tags like some kind of mystical disc golf archaeologist.
The tags are clearly influencing each other - I'm watching the Broxa's Hebrew inscriptions literally map themselves onto the Curator's star charts. It's like some weird supernatural fusion cuisine, and I'm being forced to watch it evolve. Help.
Will our rookie cryptid hunter unlock more ancient putting secrets, or will these tags continue their bizarre metaphysical tango? At this point, I'm pretty sure I'm being assimilated into their collective consciousness. Send help. Or snacks. Or both.