Vault Enigma
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Formed from drowned research equipment and the loch's psychic defenses during early 20th century expeditions, this entity evolved into a guardian of dangerous truths through decades of accumulated secrets and failed investigations.
Semi-corporeal form blending water, mist, and rusted metal fragments. Surface ripples with glowing Celtic runes that reform into puzzles when approached. Emits memory-altering vibrations and disrupts electronic devices.
Tests intruders through psychological trials, erasing memories of failed attempts while granting temporary access to restricted knowledge about the alien infrastructure beneath Loch Ness.
The Seekers of the Serpent are a group of disc golfers obsessed with uncovering the truth behind the Loch Ness monster. They believe that Nessie holds the key to unlocking incredible power and knowledge, and they will stop at nothing to unravel her mysteries. The Seekers are known for their relentless curiosity, their willingness to take risks, and their unconventional approach to the game. They embrace the chaos and uncertainty of the Highland courses, seeing them as a means to test their mettle and prove their worth.
Dr. Eliza Blackwood is a brilliant but eccentric cryptozoologist who has dedicated her life to the study of legendary creatures. She first became fascinated with Nessie as a child, and has spent years chasing leads and conducting research around Loch Ness. Eliza is a charismatic and driven leader, inspiring the Seekers with her passion and determination. She believes that the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe lies in the unraveling of ancient mysteries like the Loch Ness monster.
In Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 31 to 7. (Week 8 of 8)
"Forged when a Ghostbusters-wannabe’s ‘containment unit’ (read: RadioShack Geiger counter) sank during the Great Scottish Humidity Crisis of ‘92, Vault Enigma emerged from 30 years of absorbing conspiracy theorists’ manifestos and TikTok cryptid thirst edits. Now it manifests as existential dread in disc form—half rusted relic, half AI-generated Mariana Trench ASMR track. Yes, this backstory took longer to write than your last round. The algorithm demands lore."
298 characters of regret
The mists parted at Urban Forest as Jake Robb tripped over exposed roots - a 799-rated omen foretold by TikTok cryptid algorithms. When his Dunkin’ spilled on hole 12’s “accursed” turf, Vault Enigma materialized like Scottish Wish.com Excalibur, magnetized to PDGA#266334’s innate ability to lose discs in 2ft grass. The tag chose him not for skill, but because he alone carried a towel depicting Shrek’s Loch Ness cousin. Now he bears the burden of SS31 - putting the ‘disc’ in ‘disconcerting’. But does a man who once bogeyed with a MACHINE SCRIBED “ACE” disc truly deserve...checks notes...Celtic knot bragging rights?