Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Eric Derieux
Shifting Bunyip
Bioluminescent Serpent of Shifting Fairways
Memory of Every Drowned Disc
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Emerged from the Dreamtime as the first water spirit, predating continental separation, its essence flowing through all connected waterways to maintain cryptid migratory patterns.
Bioluminescent scale patterns mapping global waterways, amphibious gill-lung system allowing extended deep dives, and morphing liquid musculature adapting to any aquatic environment.
Orchestrates global aquatic cryptid migrations while resolving territorial disputes through ancestral memory recall.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sips coffee while updating cryptid database
Well folks, Eric Derieux is giving our Shifting Bunyip an identity crisis. After watching his +9 round get frozen solid at The Fort, our water spirit's been hanging out with the Shardspire Sentinel too much and is now considering a career in ice sculpture. rolls eyes at camera
Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly complex cryptid soap opera, but watching a primordial water being get peer-pressured into freezing by its own offspring tags? That's cold, even for cryptozoology.
Will Eric's next round thaw out this family drama, or are we witnessing the world's first documented case of cryptid empty nest syndrome? 🌊❄️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the primordial ooze where Wi-Fi signals fear to tread, the Shifting Bunyip slithered forth when Discord mods merged a Tinder bio with Australian Dreamtime lore. Its bioluminescent scales? Literally just stolen from Stranger Things' Upside Down merch. Witness its "glow up" through 65 million years of continental drift - because apparently even cryptids need ✨character development✨. Now it chills in your bag like a soggy Pokémon card, questioning why we anthropomorphize plastic accessories. Will this eldritch Chia Pet ever find peace?
When the Shifting Bunyip crawled from its primordial Discord DMs, it needed a host worthy of its glorious 134th iteration. Enter Eric Derieux - PDGA #100879 (a number so ancient it predates MySpace profiles). Legend claims he tripped over a wombat-shaped root mid-putt, accidentally performing the sacred "forehand flick of submission." The Bunyip’s bioluminescent glow conveniently illuminated his lost disc in a bush. Coincidence? Or proof we’re all trapped in a cryptid-themed shitpost? His reward? Guarding plastic that’s 10% cooler than a grocery loyalty card. But can this "chosen one" handle the Bunyip’s true trial… explaining disc golf to non-players without sounding deranged?