
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic bagpipe noises Well butter my haggis and call me stunned - Nathan Andrus just pulled off the Highland Heist of the season! waves mist machine Emerging from the murky depths of #29 like a soggy cryptid himself, our boy's now #10 - which in Scottish translates to "barely haunted by failure."
That +5.1 vs field? More like +5.1 reasons Nessie's taking notes. The Eldritch Conduit must've finally stopped auto-translating Nessie's complaints about "tourists clogging the loch" long enough to bless Nathan's putts.
Fourth wall break Yes, I'm contractually obligated to pretend this matters. No, I don't know why we're LARPing Pirates of the Caribbean meets River Monsters.
Remember when this tag was just Scottish Wish.com Bluetooth? Now it's full Celtic glitchcore - phasing between dimensions while Nathan yeets discs like he's trying to summon Cthulhu.
whispers Psst...MA4 division? More like MA-for real? dodges tomatoes
Closing thought: If Nathan keeps this up, next week's episode might be called "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Loch."