Season Arc · Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
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Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptA Druid's Mistake, Now a Cryptid Whisperer
TroubleBroadcasts Our Location to Ancient Entities
Face of a Thousand FishesMy Putt Disrupts Cell ServiceSees OB as Another Dimension
Created during 3rd-century druidic rituals attempting to commune with water deities, the Conduit became trapped between dimensions when its creators mysteriously vanished. Dr. Blackwood rediscovered its dormant form etched into a submerged standing stone near Urquhart Castle and reactivated it using experimental sonic frequencies.
Constantly phases between corporeal and spectral states, its eel-skin surface displaying glowing Ogham runes that rewrite themselves with cryptid migration patterns. Emits subsonic vibrations that disrupt technology and induce trance states in nearby humans, enabling direct neural interface with aquatic cryptids.
Forces temporary psychic links between Seekers and cryptid consciousnesses, extracting hidden knowledge about Nessie's origins while inadvertently alerting ancient entities to human interference in the loch's mysteries.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#29 #10
Dramatic bagpipe noises Well butter my haggis and call me stunned - Nathan Andrus just pulled off the Highland Heist of the season! waves mist machine Emerging from the murky depths of #29 like a soggy cryptid himself, our boy's now #10 - which in Scottish translates to "barely haunted by failure."
That +5.1 vs field? More like +5.1 reasons Nessie's taking notes. The Eldritch Conduit must've finally stopped auto-translating Nessie's complaints about "tourists clogging the loch" long enough to bless Nathan's putts.
Fourth wall break Yes, I'm contractually obligated to pretend this matters. No, I don't know why we're LARPing Pirates of the Caribbean meets River Monsters.
Remember when this tag was just Scottish Wish.com Bluetooth? Now it's full Celtic glitchcore - phasing between dimensions while Nathan yeets discs like he's trying to summon Cthulhu.
whispers Psst...MA4 division? More like MA-for real? dodges tomatoes
Closing thought: If Nathan keeps this up, next week's episode might be called "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Loch."
Forged
Origin Story
"Forged when a druidic group project summoning 'aquatic vibes' collided with a Victorian ghost hunter’s Tesla coil TikTok fail. The <em>Eldritch Conduit</em> emerged screaming from Loch Ness like a soggy Stranger Things demo-dog, its Ogham runes now just auto-translating Nessie’s Yelp reviews about 'murky decor.' Yes, we’re doing this instead of therapy. sigh"
(Bonus snark: 29th-century A.I. will call this "peak human folklore.")
Origin Story Pt. II: The 'Chosen' One
When <strong>Nathan Andrus</strong> tripped over a mossy root mid-putt, his non-PDGA-certified backhand accidentally yeeted a Dragon disc into the loch. The <em>Eldritch Conduit</em> – still glitching from its Tesla coil birth – mistook his chaos for "leadership." Now our hero bears tag #29, cursed to translate Nessie’s Yelp rants about “subpar algae buffets.” Destiny? Or did the algorithm just putt him there?
Real question: Will he keep this soggy relic... or discover it’s just Scottish Wish.com Bluetooth? [sigh]
See where Nathan Andrus sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
