
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic jungle drums intensify Behold! The Jiangshi Bloodweaver's chosen vessel, Corey Mecham, has completed his dark metamorphosis from sacrificial lamb to high priest of the fairway. Cue blood mist Moving from tag #12 to #2 isn't just improvement - it's a full Aztec temple glow-up.
This MA40 warrior matched the field average like some kind of cursed metronome, yet the Chupacabra's blood magic works in mysterious ways. Perhaps those "glowstick pentagram" putting drills finally paid off? Insert obligatory "putting is witchcraft" joke here
Fourth wall break Look, I don't pretend to understand how a man who trips over his own disc bag became the dark lord of tag movements, but here we are. The algorithm has spoken, and it apparently loves dudes who treat fairways like sacrificial altars.
Remember kids: when life gives you blood rituals, make blood...birdies? Sigh I need a new job.
Cheeky Question Is this tag movement impressive, or did everyone else just get cursed by ancient glyphs? 🌋💀