Season Arc · Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek
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#2Now#2Best#12Started69Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptMing Dynasty's Undead Blood-Disc Weaver
TroubleConstantly Thirsty for Fresh Blood
Blood Mist Trails My PuttsMy Chains Run CrimsonPunctures Worse Than Tree Love
Once a Ming Dynasty alchemist seeking immortality, this practitioner was transformed through corrupted Chupacabra blood rituals into an undead conduit of dark magic. Bound to Xibalba's will, it now sustains the Chupacabra by weaving sacrificial blood into supernatural energy networks.
Corpse-like physiology requires constant blood intake. Can manipulate spilled blood as crimson energy threads. Talons extract life essence while leaving distinctive puncture wounds. Jerky movements conceal rapid ritual casting speed. Vulnerable to jade artifacts during energy channeling.
Converts sacrificial victims' blood into raw mystical power for the Chupacabra. Maintains hidden blood altars that weaken dimensional barriers, enabling the creature's full manifestation in our world.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#12 #2
Dramatic jungle drums intensify Behold! The Jiangshi Bloodweaver's chosen vessel, Corey Mecham, has completed his dark metamorphosis from sacrificial lamb to high priest of the fairway. Cue blood mist Moving from tag #12 to #2 isn't just improvement - it's a full Aztec temple glow-up.
This MA40 warrior matched the field average like some kind of cursed metronome, yet the Chupacabra's blood magic works in mysterious ways. Perhaps those "glowstick pentagram" putting drills finally paid off? Insert obligatory "putting is witchcraft" joke here
Fourth wall break Look, I don't pretend to understand how a man who trips over his own disc bag became the dark lord of tag movements, but here we are. The algorithm has spoken, and it apparently loves dudes who treat fairways like sacrificial altars.
Remember kids: when life gives you blood rituals, make blood...birdies? Sigh I need a new job.
Cheeky Question
Is this tag movement impressive, or did everyone else just get cursed by ancient glyphs? 🌋💀
Forged
Origin Story <em>Jiangshi Bloodweaver</em> emerged when a Ming alchemist tried combining TikTok immortality hacks with "blood magic for beginners" PDFs. Picture What We Do in the Shadows meets The Office's "Dwight attempts corporate necromancy" vibe. That cursed Chupacabra blood ritual? Literally just expired boba tea mixed with glowstick fluid. Now it haunts LinkedIn as "Dark Energy Consultant 🔮✨" because someone approved this lore.
Yes, the glowing glyphs are Comic Sans. Pray they don’t notice.
Cheeky Question
Which would you trust less: ancient blood magic or the league’s UX designer? 💀
Origin Story (Part 2)
When the <em>Jiangshi Bloodweaver</em> needed its first victim—ahem “chosen one”—it bypassed actual mystics and glitched straight to <strong>Corey Mecham</strong> (PDGA #228020: ”the numbers Mason, what do they mean?!”). Behold! A man whose rating of 830 somehow translated to “blood pact worthy” in cursed boba math. Did ancient spirits choose him, or did the algorithm panic after 3am LinkedIn scrolling? His initiation: tripping over a glowstick pentagram while yelling “That’s a mandala, right?” True power move.
Cheeky Question
Does carrying a bloodweaver tag make you elite, or just the Taco Bell receipt of dark disc golf lore? 🌮🔮
See where Corey Mecham sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
