
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 8 (Heart of Darkness), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 15 to 3. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from a Shadowmane Hunter's survival of a Nue attack in Japan's ancient forests, this entity's techniques were developed by studying the cryptid's hybrid biology and stealth patterns. Now applied against the Chupacabra, these methods proved crucial during the Bloodmoon Hunt episode.
Possesses enhanced night vision and serpentine agility from Nue DNA exposure. Wields a toxin-coated blade that disrupts Chupacabra regeneration. Leaves bioluminescent tracking spores invisible except under blood moonlight.
Conducts covert reconnaissance using hybrid cryptid behavioral patterns. Guards jungle transition zones where the Chupacabra shifts between animal forms, providing critical early warnings to hunting parties.
The Shadowmane Hunters are a group of skilled trackers, warriors, and investigators dedicated to hunting down and destroying the Chupacabra. They believe the creature is a dangerous threat that must be eliminated to protect the world from its dark influence.
Ixchel is a renowned hunter and tactician who has dedicated her life to tracking down and eliminating supernatural threats. As the leader of the Shadowmane Hunters, she guides her team in their quest to destroy the Chupacabra and uncover the truth behind its existence.
In Week 8 (Heart of Darkness), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 15 to 3. (Week 8 of 8)
Origin Story:
"Behold Nue Slayer – forged when a Shadowmane Hunter yeeted a radioactive possum-bat-snake abomination (think edgelord Pikachu) into a cursed 7-Eleven slurpee machine. This eldritch glow-up gave it night vision that spots Chupacabra drama and your questionable late-night snack choices. The ‘serpentine agility’? Just corporate jargon for ‘survived a Taco Tuesday side quest’. Now it vibes in Aztec group chats, dropping bioluminescent spores like a toxic TikTok influencer. Still better lore than Riverdale."
Yes, I just summarized millennia of cryptid evolution in a tweet. Pray for me.
Behold Craig Bennett, PDGA #137109 – chosen not by skill but because Nue Slayer mistook his 922-rated backhand for a ritual sacrifice. The tag awoke when he three-putted Hole 7, sensing a kindred spirit in mediocrity. "Serpentine agility" just means it slithered into his bag during his post-round nacho binge. Now he’s stuck channeling ‘Indiana Jones at Costco’ vibes. But can this prophet of par actually defend his cursed plastic throne… or will Tuesday’s Taco Bell betrayal be his undoing?
(Yes, we’re doing origin stories for glorified bottle caps now. Somebody call Netflix.)