
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic bagpipe music fades in Behold! The Lavellan Lorekeeper's bioluminescent fur finally stopped flashing "DANGER: MAN CAN'T PUTT" long enough for Clayton Rackham to surface from the murky depths of tag #26. Splash
In this week's episode of "Disc Golfers Who Should Know Better," our hero somehow gained 20 spots despite scoring like he was putting with a haggis. The Cryptid - CS6 tag now clings to him like wet plaid, whispering forgotten preservation techniques (read: "maybe don't shank your approaches?").
Fourth wall break Yes, I'm contractually obligated to pretend this Loch Ness nonsense justifies watching grown adults chase plastic. No, I don't get healthcare.
From oat milk prophecies to top-10 glory - Clayton's journey proves even the Scottish Highlands respect a good glow-up. Just don't ask about his round rating. Bagpipe screech
Pop ref: Braveheart if it was about missing Circle 2 putts Pun: That performance was loch-key terrible Callback: Still better than his Berg-in-the-pond incident