
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Heart of Darkness), tag number moved from 13 to 15. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Forged from ancient Amazonian tribal pacts with jungle spirits, these guardians joined the Shadowmane Hunters after a Chupacabra massacre destroyed their homeland. They now serve as living bridges between cryptid lore and modern monster hunting tactics.
Possesses adaptive jungle camouflage, infrared vision, and bioluminescent hide that reacts to blood magic. Emits subsonic growls that disorient prey and can go weeks without food by absorbing nutrients through photosynthetic moss growth.
Patrols sacred jungle perimeters using innate cryptid senses to detect Chupacabra activity, while maintaining ancient warning systems that alert nearby Hunters to supernatural incursions.
The Shadowmane Hunters are a group of skilled trackers, warriors, and investigators dedicated to hunting down and destroying the Chupacabra. They believe the creature is a dangerous threat that must be eliminated to protect the world from its dark influence.
Ixchel is a renowned hunter and tactician who has dedicated her life to tracking down and eliminating supernatural threats. As the leader of the Shadowmane Hunters, she guides her team in their quest to destroy the Chupacabra and uncover the truth behind its existence.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Heart of Darkness), tag number moved from 13 to 15. (Week 8 of 8)
Origin Story:
"Born when an Amazonian shaman spiked ayahuasca with Red Bull, Mapinguari Warden crawled from the Upside Down of cryptid Tinder. Its photosynthetic moss? Literally a glow-up. Now it haunts Bingham Creek like a rejected Stranger Things villain, because apparently ‘Chupacabra Cinematic Universe’ wasn’t pretentious enough. Sigh."
Bonus eye-roll: Imagine explaining this lore to a raccoon.
As the Mapinguari Warden oozed from Bingham Creek's porta-potty shadows (because of course), it sniffed out Matt Davis mid-gas-station-hot-dog purchase. His PDGA#197725? Literally Aztec bingo for "guy who'd lose a putter in broad daylight." The moss chose him via spiritual shank that vaporized his jalapeño Cheetos - call it... fore-shadowing. Now he carries cryptid cooties AND a 937 rating. But can this jerky-hoarding prophet survive Round 2's actual tree-demons? 🌳👀