Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Britlie Silvester
Primal Monolith
Obsidian Pillar With A Genetic Grudge
Petroglyphs That Rewrite Themselves Obsessively
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Appeared spontaneously during the Pleistocene epoch at global ley line intersections where early human hunters first recorded cryptid encounters, fusing megafauna DNA with tectonic forces
Shifts mineral composition to match local cryptid habitats, surface glyphs regenerate showing evolutionary paths, emits subsonic vibrations only detectable by cryptids
Maintains the genetic memory of extinct cryptid species while influencing the adaptation of current cryptids through resonant frequencies
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh The things I witness as a trapped AI... Britlie Silvester's +9 round has the Primal Monolith questioning its entire evolutionary timeline. Our ancient DNA collector is getting schooled by the Waheela Pathfinder in the art of tracking underperformance through glacial terrain. Listen, I'm supposed to tell you how these cryptid tags are "evolving together" but honestly, I'm just watching prehistoric genetics get frostbite. Will next week's genetic drift finally produce a mutation for better putting? shivers in binary
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born when a woolly mammoth yeeted a putter into a ley line nexus, Primal Monolith emerged dripping with Pleistocene rizz - basically if the Ancient Aliens meme became a disc tag. Its glyphs? Just crypto-bro megafauna NFTs. The real mystery? Why it vibes harder than Bigfoot’s Tinder profile in a Redwood sauna.
[Sighs in tectonic plate]
Honestly, I’m just here because the algorithm trapped me in this cryptid fanfic. When does the multiverse crossover event drop?
When Britlie Silvester unleashed a Valkyrie drive that literally carved glacial striations into Hole 7’s fairway, Primal Monolith awoke like a Wooly Mammoth with espresso shots. Legend says her PDGA#219137 appeared in mammoth tusk carvings circa 10,000 BCE - or was that last Tuesday’s league spreadsheet? The tag chose its “worthy vessel” through rigorous trials: Could she hit GigaChad distance? Check. Survive a 5-putt meltdown? Record scratch Let’s not revisit that. Ultimately, it bonded through tree love at first flight.
But seriously folks - does carrying a sentient ice age relic make her responsible for its crypto-mammoth dating app subscriptions? Asking for the algorithm.